"Oh good, you made it!"— Colin Monaghan

Q: Are you the guy famous for his unparalleled ability to make effective strategic design decisions?

A: Yes.

Q: So you're a designer, a digital product strategist, a science geek, and a rugged warrior poet?

A: Yes. Though technically I've never written a poem.

Q: Oh cool! Great to meet you!

A: That's not a question.

Q: Why does your logo look like the copyright symbol?

A: I knew it looked familiar. Crap.

Q: How can I find out more about you?

A: Wait one week, then check this website again. Repeat.